Retire

At this point I don't think I'm ready to retire.

Getting ready....

Pre-Season German Root Beer

Tropical Depression

When there's a good lightning storm in the Gulf and you don't have a camera you do the next best thing...

Jäger in Chains

Dude I know how you feel...

ECB's influence

ECB sure does have a lot of influence in the Asian markets.

Famous quotes

For the first time in my adult life I've never been more proud of my Zucchini grown at my free govt housing facility.

One Hell of a Deal

Order today and get a pitchfork.

First Food arrives

The first vegetable from the Jagarden.

Change and Hope

Change and Hope at the Casino

The Homecoming

SirJager returns home

The offering

I bring you the Great Chicken of Geddon Creek as an offering Sir Jäger.

Obama at Santuck

I wonder if the Obama booth at Santuck takes food stamps?

Evolution

Can you believe monkeys evolved from this piece of shit?

Pickers in Alabama

This has to be the best episode of American Pickers. The Museum of Wonder in Alabama.
"What kinda junk you guys lookin for"

Some people you can't take anywhere

Can you believe the nerve of some people

Panda Invasion

I must have had too much to drink...

Oh the nerve!

Wow! I go in Caucasian Container aka Cracker Barrel and they actually have the gall to display these.
Caucasian African American covered popcorn.
Call Al Sharpton.

Who you calling Cracker?

This is so over the top offensive!
Why can't they call it:
Caucasian Container
Senior Rural Cooking
Where's Al Sharpton when you need him.

Wheaties prize

Inside every Wheaties Box... a new facelift.

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