GoJo Rocks!

Now I can take my laptop anywhere! Skiing, working out, jogging, chopping wood, conducting, pottery class, mountain climbing, washing dishes, and even juggling!

A great president

George Washington used an ax on a cherry tree. Lincoln took out the cast of Twilight. Way to go honest Abe!

The Rude Banana

How many times has a banana blocked you in? This guy is gonna be pissed.

New Jäger record

This is officially the farthest north I've had a German Root Beer.
Jay Peak, VT
6:50pm

Tough times

Unemployment rates are even high for the Republic. Since the fall of the Empire it's been tough going for R2

Please wait

If you'll just bear with me a minute.