Another Try

Last time I had this I puked my guts up. Let's see what happens...

Jäger's American Journal

Big 7 Motel and Suites in Valdosta, GA.
Crazy Stacey say "7 dollars... 7 minutes"

Trash Cam

What Crazy Stacey looks like from inside a trash can

A sign

"It's not what it says but how it's attached."
SirJager circa 2010

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I'm legit

B-rad gets a legit strike with no bumpers.

BO and PP comics

No it's not body odor and uh pp. It's that sneaky guy who weaves a
web, and hides his identity, along with Spiderman.
I was really looking for the issue with Nancy Pelosi as the Joker.

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Change happens

There's a whole chapter on teleprompters.

Hotspot

Located on Jug Factory road just past The Cold Beaver.

Help!!

OMG I'm at Blues night at the retirement home

Behind the scenes

Here's what it takes to bring heydwood to your living room everyday.

New glasses

Damn... Now Dwood will have to get new glasses.

National Champions

What else can you say...
Alabama Crimson Tide undefeated, heisman winner, and National Champions!

Roll Tide

Does it get any better?

So sad

Why the long face?

Downgrade

If you ever consider downgrading visit Ourtown pawn. They have a great
computer book selection.

Tiger gives Obama tips

Should this be Golf Digest or Playboy. Tip #1 - erase all voicemails.
#2 - hide your golf clubs
#3 - keep getaway car cranked
#4 - watch out for tree in neighbors yard.
#5 - keep on lying...you're pretty good at it!