The Perfect Pillow

Wow a pillow that lights up. This is the same guy who invented the shower hair dryer.

Parents Revenge

One of the few enjoyments during the teen years.

A Tale of Justice

There came a man, ere from afar
Traveling not by foot but by car
He boasted of stories of far away lands
People, danger, wars, and hands.

And upon that nigh
whence man forth came...
He left just a fast
Without even a name.

But I heard him exclaim
As he was taking a piss
I leave in your possession
...the Flask... of Justice

As it is written from the Book of Jäger
4:5

Jamaican friends

What a crowd for dinner...
Unfortunately they think I'm the main course.

AD - Food Insurance

Food Insurance Jamaican style.

The traveling hat

Roll Tide from Jamaica! On top on mountain at that...