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GoJo Rocks!

Now I can take my laptop anywhere! Skiing, working out, jogging, chopping wood, conducting, pottery class, mountain climbing, washing dishes, and even juggling!

A great president

George Washington used an ax on a cherry tree. Lincoln took out the cast of Twilight. Way to go honest Abe!

The Rude Banana

How many times has a banana blocked you in? This guy is gonna be pissed.

New Jäger record

This is officially the farthest north I've had a German Root Beer.
Jay Peak, VT
6:50pm

Tough times

Unemployment rates are even high for the Republic. Since the fall of the Empire it's been tough going for R2

Please wait

If you'll just bear with me a minute.

Book review - Are All Guys Assholes

After a few moments of reviewing this book SirJager determined the writer was a complete bitch.
5 stars

Vermont Road Trip

Ya know, that really depends on where you gotta start out...

Vader Empire Rugs

After the first Death Star was destroyed Vader opened up a small oriental rug store on Endor. Empire Rugs was later taken over by Vaders kids after his untimely death.

Frozen Smokers Delima

When the temperature falls below 0 smokers must resort to harsh methods.

View from a cup

What it looks like if you are a cup at Maplefileds.

Jäger night

Back at the Sunset Grille

Roll Tide from VT

After winning number 14 why not go to the top of Vermont and take a picture of the traveling Alabama hat.

Roll Tide from VT

Roll Tide from Vermont. Watching BCS Championship game

Chicken vs SirJager

The feast of SirJager.

Roll Tide from Stowe

The hat that's been around the world. Roll Tide from Picasso in Stowe, VT

Nectar of the Gods

Finally someone has some nourishment for Jägersan.

Arrival - Jäger's Traveler's Tales

The journey is complete.

Final leg

Ye ole Jäger's journey is on it's final leg. 1,274 miles and 150 to go.