Want some coke?

Spruce Peak and the famous $3.50 coke.

Down at the Sunset Grill

Eye Doc

Went to the eye doctor today. He said I needed glasses so I went out and got some...

Jager Fun Facts

Did you know?
Wiener Schnitzel is the National Dish of Austria

Come Again

Hey yo get the hell out!

Jager Follies

And now for my next performance

Awesomeness

RimRock Drink

Sweet Tea Line

Yes, I am above the sweet tea line

2nd choice

Unfortunately having my 2nd drink of choice...

New Motto...

Welcome to the Chronicles!

Taunting

Taunting the jägermites with nourishment.

Pawn Shop Christmas

The pawn shop Christmas tree decked out with shotgun shells and iPad cords.

Evolution Game

Hey kids throw that bible away and start learning the Scientology way.

What a Croc

Be the man and clean all the human remains from Croc the Crocodile. Humans are the leading cause of gum disease among reptiles.

Games for Kids

Great game! Don't wake Daddy or he"ll beat your ass with a belt, Hey just be glad he's out of prison and off crack.

Yo Adrian

Yo Adrian I got the shit kicked out of me Rocky action figure.

New

It's Birth Control Barbie. Barbie now comes with free birth control and a special book from Sandra Fluke "Cheap Sex for 30+ Adults in College"

Tradition

For the millions of you who follow the chronicles you know we always have the traditional Truth or Shit post. Merry Christmas ! Jesus was real and Santa is white.

They're Here

We've come for your nuts.