Monday, January 7, 2013

Monday, November 26, 2012

Saturday, November 24, 2012

A Tale of Justice

There came a man, ere from afar
Traveling not by foot but by car
He boasted of stories of far away lands
People, danger, wars, and hands.

And upon that nigh
whence man forth came...
He left just a fast
Without even a name.

But I heard him exclaim
As he was taking a piss
I leave in your possession
...the Flask... of Justice

As it is written from the Book of Jäger
4:5

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Bad Economy

You know it's a bad economy when you put your coat on the first time for the year and you only find $7.
I've had years I pulled a 20!

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Ayers Communist infomercial

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