Jägervision

Doesn't get much better than this... iPad, remote, being useless, box of nilla wafers and a pain pill.

Foot surgery and fries

20 minutes ago they were whacking a saw on my foot now I'm at McDonalds.

Guys over 40 Low T

Buy a Woody

Looking for cars

This has B-rock written all over it... DJ jr.

Christmas Safety

Clark's Christmas Safety Tip:
Christmas is a great time of year for decorating fun but be sure to be safe! Read all safety instructions on extension cords to avoid fire, serious injury or even death.

Ahhhhhh

the heavens part

Burton in the joint

Hey dude I can't help ya now...

Government worker goes ballistic at McDonalds...sorta

So you know how McDonalds has 2 lines at the drive through and we take turns pulling up to window like we did in grade school, well the rather large person of this vehicle blasted through and cut me off when it was my turn. I'm not sure if she didn't see me from the coke she had glued to her mouth or what but I let it slide, but wait there's more....
She proceeded to the 1st where you pay and proceeded to cuss out the cashier then moved up to the receiving window where she cussed out the other worker. I'm not even sure she got any food. Now upon closer examination you will notice she has a state tag for Alabama. Is she pissed that the Federal government is shutdown and she still has to go to work? Maybe she only got 9 nuggets instead of 10. Was she upset she only got a Big Mac instead of a Whopper?
I'm not real sure what the problem is but the moral of the story is, don't cut in front of my ass at McDonalds unless you want to end up on the Internet, biatchh...

Duck Dynasty Hair Care

I was in Wal-Mart looking for Duck Dynasty hair care products and this is all I could find. Thank goodness I did find the DD cream I needed.

Lunch in Nepal...AZ

I have no idea what it was but it was good. When in Flagstaff eat like the locals...the Himalayan Grill

Parts unknown

SirJager exploring parts unknown...in a convertible of course.

The dog shirt

The dog has a shirt with B-rad on it as well.

Big E

Not only could they not decide on a movie but the question lingered, "What does the E stand for?"

Lunch in Flagstaff

When in Flagstaff eat what the natives eat. Himalayan noodles!

Pizza Rat

Is the Chuck E Cheese mascot now a rat?

Summer Fun Toys

Michael McDonald figure included.

Why the long face?

Some people have dogs that enjoy a good ride, others...

Slot Cars

Out of the way AFX boy.

Comforter Capers Plot foiled

Apparently Inspector Kluso was on to me.

Comforter Capers

Yes I planning the heist of the century. Looking for a fast get away buggy

SirJager Pizza Delivery

SirJager now offers Polaris Pizza Delivery...straight to your door, tree stand or tee pee.

Homecoming

A warm drink welcomes SirJag'er
Upon returning to ye shire...aye

Here birdie

If only women came with these disclaimers...

Doggie Poison

Talk Doggie to Me

Daddy Kit

Yes kids now you can find out who your real daddy is...
WIC approved

Jäger Weather Report

Chilly and Clammy.
Don't strain your mussels.

Mission Accomplished

Made it!

Greetings old friend

Ceremonial arrival into Stowe

Hartford - Jäger American Journal

Jäger American Journal - Red Line Diner

Fishkill NY

Jäger American Journal

Another one down

Hey it's Bert

Bert and Mrs Bert
are working very hard
cooking up some eggs
and frying up some lard

The Book of Waffle House
Quatrain 45
Hagerstown MD

Crack House 2013

First Crack House of the year somewhere in the middle of Virginia

The Motherland - Jäger American Journal

Entering the Motherland of the McDonalds. Yes SirJager's McDonald family has a farm.

Changing of the keys

SirJager relinquishes the keys...
parts unknown TN.

Survivor Brock

Day 1 - SB has found a food source the first day.

Rocky Not - Jäger American Journal

Tennessee always welcomes Alabama...

Jäger's American Journal - Georgia

I'm in Georgia and I have Alabama on my mind... Roll Tide!
somewhere in Georgia 220 mi.

Roll Tide

Another year another championship.
Roll Tide!

Unexpected Journey

SirJager takes an unexpected journey...

Rooster Wood

The Chronicles are PG so I will refrain from any Rooster jokes.

Burn Barrel and Tractor

All I need is a beer now...ya'll

New Barbie

Springbreak orgy Barbie

My Mop

Stanley Spadowski lives...

The Perfect Pillow

Wow a pillow that lights up. This is the same guy who invented the shower hair dryer.

Parents Revenge

One of the few enjoyments during the teen years.

A Tale of Justice

There came a man, ere from afar
Traveling not by foot but by car
He boasted of stories of far away lands
People, danger, wars, and hands.

And upon that nigh
whence man forth came...
He left just a fast
Without even a name.

But I heard him exclaim
As he was taking a piss
I leave in your possession
...the Flask... of Justice

As it is written from the Book of Jäger
4:5

Jamaican friends

What a crowd for dinner...
Unfortunately they think I'm the main course.

AD - Food Insurance

Food Insurance Jamaican style.

The traveling hat

Roll Tide from Jamaica! On top on mountain at that...