Jäger American Journal - Red Line Diner

Fishkill NY

Jäger American Journal

Another one down

Hey it's Bert

Bert and Mrs Bert
are working very hard
cooking up some eggs
and frying up some lard

The Book of Waffle House
Quatrain 45
Hagerstown MD

Crack House 2013

First Crack House of the year somewhere in the middle of Virginia

The Motherland - Jäger American Journal

Entering the Motherland of the McDonalds. Yes SirJager's McDonald family has a farm.

Changing of the keys

SirJager relinquishes the keys...
parts unknown TN.

Survivor Brock

Day 1 - SB has found a food source the first day.

Rocky Not - Jäger American Journal

Tennessee always welcomes Alabama...

Jäger's American Journal - Georgia

I'm in Georgia and I have Alabama on my mind... Roll Tide!
somewhere in Georgia 220 mi.

Roll Tide

Another year another championship.
Roll Tide!

Unexpected Journey

SirJager takes an unexpected journey...

Rooster Wood

The Chronicles are PG so I will refrain from any Rooster jokes.

Burn Barrel and Tractor

All I need is a beer now...ya'll

New Barbie

Springbreak orgy Barbie

My Mop

Stanley Spadowski lives...

The Perfect Pillow

Wow a pillow that lights up. This is the same guy who invented the shower hair dryer.

Parents Revenge

One of the few enjoyments during the teen years.

A Tale of Justice

There came a man, ere from afar
Traveling not by foot but by car
He boasted of stories of far away lands
People, danger, wars, and hands.

And upon that nigh
whence man forth came...
He left just a fast
Without even a name.

But I heard him exclaim
As he was taking a piss
I leave in your possession
...the Flask... of Justice

As it is written from the Book of Jäger
4:5

Jamaican friends

What a crowd for dinner...
Unfortunately they think I'm the main course.

AD - Food Insurance

Food Insurance Jamaican style.

The traveling hat

Roll Tide from Jamaica! On top on mountain at that...

Bad Economy

You know it's a bad economy when you put your coat on the first time for the year and you only find $7.
I've had years I pulled a 20!

Romney Desk Doodle

From the desk of SirJager.

Dog Noodles

The noodlings of JägerAngelo.

Dogs for Romney

Hell of a deal

I got the "hell of a deal meal" at Chic-Fil-a

Chinny chin chin

Rule #1 - never eat popcorn after rubbing a goat's chin

Jagerwear

A new line of mens wear, the Brock collection, exclusively at the JägerCPennys.

Nice Guy

He's a nice guy just don't shake his hand.

Ayers Communist infomercial

Order Occupy Everything today and get a free Flag Burning Kit. Order within the next 10 minutes and we'll double your order for that special communist in your life.

The walk of Jäger

Yes I need new shoes but it is tough to part with a pair that have:
Walked through the destruction of Katrina
Crossed the MeKong into Laos
Walked the rubble of Haiti after earthquake
Been through the streets of Old Dhaka
Walked the beaches of Jamaica after Dennis
Crawled through trees after Alabama tornadoes
Stood on the field at Bryant Denny in front of 100,000 people
Flown above the rainforest in Thailand
...

Retire

At this point I don't think I'm ready to retire.

Getting ready....

Pre-Season German Root Beer

Tropical Depression

When there's a good lightning storm in the Gulf and you don't have a camera you do the next best thing...

Jäger in Chains

Dude I know how you feel...

ECB's influence

ECB sure does have a lot of influence in the Asian markets.

Famous quotes

For the first time in my adult life I've never been more proud of my Zucchini grown at my free govt housing facility.

One Hell of a Deal

Order today and get a pitchfork.

First Food arrives

The first vegetable from the Jagarden.

Change and Hope

Change and Hope at the Casino

The Homecoming

SirJager returns home

The offering

I bring you the Great Chicken of Geddon Creek as an offering Sir Jäger.

Obama at Santuck

I wonder if the Obama booth at Santuck takes food stamps?

Evolution

Can you believe monkeys evolved from this piece of shit?

Pickers in Alabama

This has to be the best episode of American Pickers. The Museum of Wonder in Alabama.
"What kinda junk you guys lookin for"

Some people you can't take anywhere

Can you believe the nerve of some people

Panda Invasion

I must have had too much to drink...

Oh the nerve!

Wow! I go in Caucasian Container aka Cracker Barrel and they actually have the gall to display these.
Caucasian African American covered popcorn.
Call Al Sharpton.

Who you calling Cracker?

This is so over the top offensive!
Why can't they call it:
Caucasian Container
Senior Rural Cooking
Where's Al Sharpton when you need him.

Wheaties prize

Inside every Wheaties Box... a new facelift.

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