A box in a U-haul

If you were a box in the back of a U-haul riding down the road with the door open this is kinda what it would look like.

Relief...

Back in the motherland.

Tuscaloosa Hat goes home

My hat finds it's way home. Forest Home area after EF-4 tornado.

Tax Dollars hard at work

Hey it's the first of the month! Sunday night at 6pm. Here's your tax dollars hard at work people.

undercover SirJager

Happy Birthday

My 7 year old has a birthday coming up. This is exactly what he's been asking for! Way to go Toys R Us.

Nuts

Dinner and a drink at Col. Toms.

Travelers Tales from Thailand

No this is not Big Al... Roll Tide from the mountains of Chiang Mai.

The Tuk Tuk hat

Roll Tide from a tuk tuk in the streets of Chiang Mai.

Roll Tide from Dumpsite

Ye trusted old hat has ventured to a small bamboo church in the village we call Dumpsite.

SirJager Traveler's Tales

Dumpsite Village
Philippines

Yummmmmmmmy

Now that would be chicken intestines on the left and pig lungs on the right. And you wonder why kids are hungry in the Philippines.

The Drug Store

Hey guys let's get a Potdog and Coke!

Equal Opportunity Employment

Now that's what I'm talking about...It's my damn business and I'll hire whoever I like.

SirJager's Filipino Journal

The Alabama hat travels with me around the world. Roll Tide.

Jagergrams on Valentines Day

> Guys..guys come on.... Nothing says I love you like getting flowers at Publix at 6pm on Valentines Day.
>
> Next year get her what she really wants, a nice warm bottle of Jäger's finest from Jägergrams. Forget the pajamas and hootie footies because after a bottle of this you want need them!
> Don't be "one of those guy" be "the guy".
>
> Hey lamos don't forget the toilet paper!
>

Used Car Diaries

No really officer I was driving along and BAM! a sofa lands on my car.

Baaaaaaaddd Day

40 million sheep can't be wrong.

Emergency!

Help! Please get these dorky helmets off of us.

Flexy what?

For those wimps who can't handle the road here's the flexy flyer. SirJager's early days of transportation was the 4 wheeled flexy racer.

Take a Squirt

Have a Squirt then take a squirt.

Something different yea?

Things like this happen at the Rusty Nail.

Self Portrait

SirJager a la Rusty Nail.

Camo Gloves

I am probably the only person who has worn camo gloves into the Rusty Nail.
But at least I have all my teeth.
Note warming agent next to gloves.

Crazy Stacey eats Wiener

Crazy Stacey just finished off Wiener Schnitzel. Move over Hannibal.

My Strange Addiction

On this edition of my strange addiction - compulsive menu photographers

Many faces of SirJager

SirJager in cognitoad...

Drink of Champions

SirJager is sitting down to a glass of early earl juice.

50% off

So if it's $2 how much?

Heaven in a Cup

Graceland

Maplefields... SirJager's graceland

Jäger American Journal - Vermont

Roll Tide from Vermont!

Jäger American Journal - Springfield

Roll Tide from Springfield, Mass.

I found my thrill

I found my thrill in Hazelton

Jager's American Journal - The motherland

Home of the Jäger Clan. Actually it is...
The McDonalds are from Blacksburg and have Old McDonalds Farm. Made powder for Revolutionary War.
Blacksburg, VA

Thanks Bert

Somewhere north of Knoxville we stopped in and some Bert's chili. I forgot to load up the jukebox on WH songs though...

Griswold Episode 1

Holiday RoooOOoooaaad holiday road. Hey kids there's probably a gas station over the next hill.

Name that song

It's time to play bored as hell name that song.

1st Crack House tonite

I'll keep the Crack house in business for the next few days. Birmingham, AL

Off to Wally World

Hey kids only 1300 miles to go..yuk yuk yuk.

Caddyshack

Believe it or not I'm going to eat this.

Greetings old friend

While cleaning out the freezer I came across an old friend.

Naughty list

Hey kids if you are bad this year here's the cell phone you are gonna get.

Dream On Free!

This book comes free when you buy "The Art of Scoring"...See below

Tiger's bad lies

Shouldn't this book have Tiger Woods on the front?

How to Score

So.....I need to take up golf?

24hr Jerky

This place is open like all night and I've never seen a customer. Hmmm
a little more than Jerky going on?

Parking lot tricks

CJ has resorted to selling stuff in parking lots to fund the farmville
habit.

Blindfolded

Never put on a blindfold around a iPhone

Mythbusters Birth Certificate episode

In this episode Mythbusters research myths of birth certificates.

Nice Rack

Winnie goes porn