Jäger American Journal - Springfield

Roll Tide from Springfield, Mass.

I found my thrill

I found my thrill in Hazelton

Jager's American Journal - The motherland

Home of the Jäger Clan. Actually it is...
The McDonalds are from Blacksburg and have Old McDonalds Farm. Made powder for Revolutionary War.
Blacksburg, VA

Thanks Bert

Somewhere north of Knoxville we stopped in and some Bert's chili. I forgot to load up the jukebox on WH songs though...

Griswold Episode 1

Holiday RoooOOoooaaad holiday road. Hey kids there's probably a gas station over the next hill.

Name that song

It's time to play bored as hell name that song.

1st Crack House tonite

I'll keep the Crack house in business for the next few days. Birmingham, AL

Off to Wally World

Hey kids only 1300 miles to go..yuk yuk yuk.

Caddyshack

Believe it or not I'm going to eat this.

Greetings old friend

While cleaning out the freezer I came across an old friend.

Naughty list

Hey kids if you are bad this year here's the cell phone you are gonna get.

Dream On Free!

This book comes free when you buy "The Art of Scoring"...See below

Tiger's bad lies

Shouldn't this book have Tiger Woods on the front?

How to Score

So.....I need to take up golf?

24hr Jerky

This place is open like all night and I've never seen a customer. Hmmm
a little more than Jerky going on?

Parking lot tricks

CJ has resorted to selling stuff in parking lots to fund the farmville
habit.

Blindfolded

Never put on a blindfold around a iPhone

Mythbusters Birth Certificate episode

In this episode Mythbusters research myths of birth certificates.

Nice Rack

Winnie goes porn

Bathroom line

This ain't the bathroom line. Roll Tide!

How's the tingle Chris?

This is pretty damn funny! She was actually talking to Chris Matthews.

Starship 2000

The technology we had in 2000!

Who?

Newton's Law

Cam Newton's record was so good in Florida they got his fingerprints
before he left. A new meaning to Newton's Law.

Character

Now Kevin is certainly a character. I think that may be a stage name.

Marty's new doo

Well Marty got a new haircut and all I can say to him is watch your
rearview mirror if your around uh hmmm Barney Frank.

Paradise

What more could I ask for?

Whew...

Man I needed that...

Bama loses

Well it had to come to an end. Sir Benjamin is taking it pretty hard...

String Theory

Geeeez if you don't understand string theory you must be an idiot.
Next you'll be telling me you don't know the difference between Quarks
and bosons.

Marty the bama dog

Marty enjoying the Bama -Florida game. Roll Tide

Tomatoes to die for

These tomatoes are smoking good. I could just inhale them right now
butt I really crave them with mayonaise. I think I'm addicted to them.

Watchmaker

Jagersan say man who make watch is not as smart as woman getting drunk
on back porch.
Sir Jagersan circa 2010

Nightmare on Broad Street

(jason music) Ahhhhhhhh Its returned!

New Quad Cigarette lighter

New!!!! Cigarette lighter lights up to 4 cigarettes at once. No more
waiting for a flick. Just gather round the CLCD "cigarette lighter
control device" pick your station and you are set to go!
Order within the next 45 seconds and we'll double the offer! Yes up to
8 people simulighting at once.
More you ask? Call now and we'll even throw in our quadrette. Our
patent pending quad cigarette you can smoke in half the time. Instead
of 2 packs a day you can get in over 8!
ORDER $1,499.00
Also sold at Sears.

Elmore County Pickers

"what kinda junk y'all lookin for?" Butch Anthony MOW

eJager Sport network world headquarters

Hall of Justice history

The year is 2020. The world has changed more in 10 years than the
past 1000. Three men still stand for freedom, justice and the american
way. Welcome to the...Hall of Justice.

Hall of Justice founders circa 2010

2 nites in a row

Wow 2 nights in a row at Quigs....

Preseason football

You always need to warm up before the regular season.

Hi tech world

Kids and their electronics these days...

Sign of the times

This should read "at least we're not in D.C."

SirJager Security

SirJager always travels with a security escort.

Tornadoes and Tits

Here's to tornadoes and chicks with BIG tits or... large breast
implants....ok lightning over water... or maybe a village in the
jungle... ok college football at quigleys...
Or the tornado I just saw over Quigleys

Pee Wee Jager

If you see me on this call me Pee Wee Jager then shoot me.

Burger Fraud

Does your hamburger ever look like this when you get it?

iPad or Fondue?

Oh well the iPad will have to wait.

Great Food

No really my food was great!

Kids today...

Hey kids how's the fondue.