New Quad Cigarette lighter

New!!!! Cigarette lighter lights up to 4 cigarettes at once. No more
waiting for a flick. Just gather round the CLCD "cigarette lighter
control device" pick your station and you are set to go!
Order within the next 45 seconds and we'll double the offer! Yes up to
8 people simulighting at once.
More you ask? Call now and we'll even throw in our quadrette. Our
patent pending quad cigarette you can smoke in half the time. Instead
of 2 packs a day you can get in over 8!
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Also sold at Sears.

Elmore County Pickers

"what kinda junk y'all lookin for?" Butch Anthony MOW

eJager Sport network world headquarters

Hall of Justice history

The year is 2020. The world has changed more in 10 years than the
past 1000. Three men still stand for freedom, justice and the american
way. Welcome to the...Hall of Justice.

Hall of Justice founders circa 2010

2 nites in a row

Wow 2 nights in a row at Quigs....

Preseason football

You always need to warm up before the regular season.

Hi tech world

Kids and their electronics these days...

Sign of the times

This should read "at least we're not in D.C."

SirJager Security

SirJager always travels with a security escort.

Tornadoes and Tits

Here's to tornadoes and chicks with BIG tits or... large breast
implants....ok lightning over water... or maybe a village in the
jungle... ok college football at quigleys...
Or the tornado I just saw over Quigleys

Pee Wee Jager

If you see me on this call me Pee Wee Jager then shoot me.

Burger Fraud

Does your hamburger ever look like this when you get it?

iPad or Fondue?

Oh well the iPad will have to wait.

Great Food

No really my food was great!

Kids today...

Hey kids how's the fondue.

Marty is free!

Roll Marty Roll

Marty picks the right team! On his first night home Marty climbs in
the chair and curls up in his new favorite blanket. Marty is now a
member of the family.

Barrels in Woods

Did you ever wonder why you would find old barrels in the woods? Guess
what this one had in it... Can you say J. J.

Dance Yo Ass Off

What happens at the Back Porch stays at the Back Porch... and the
McDonalds parking lot.

Dwood bday

Happy birthday to Dwood!!

Jäger Mobile

This would be the ultimate Jagër and Son Salvage mobile. Ya big dummy!

Nectar of the Gods

It's Thursday nite and I'm partaking in Quigleys, Jager, and wings.
Why? Because I'm worth it.

No Quigs :-(

It's not Quigleys but it's not Sat nite either. Strange...

JägerTime

It's over for me sister! I'm not in it for your revolution I'm in it
for the Jager. I expect to be well paid!

Jäger-Haul

Not only do I provide eBill, the billing solution for ALL your bills,
and Jager-Star the award winning ManNav GPS service I've now added
Jager-Haul moving services. Now you can smoke and drink while hauls
your stuff. Order now and get a free case of Budweiser.

Disclaimer: Just like all Jager services this one is free too.
Sponsered by Incestry.com Alabama's #1 geneology website

Blind guy driving

Wow! He must have a hell of a seeing eye dog.

My home theater

Check out my new home theater

What's wrong?

So what's wrong with this picture?

Shucks!!!

Whale exhibit at Gulfarium

The whale exhibit at the Gulfarium was great until they got in their
car and drove home.

Chicken or Egg

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't

A Sad Day

You know it's a sad day when you have to start carrying money around
in your wallet.

Lost 4 lbs

My wife said I needed a hobby and just look at the weight I've lost!

Great Woodall Garden

Try the Woodall Garden Chinese restaurant when in Alabama.

No Granola Bars

No granola bars at the health mart. :-(

The Butt Harvest

I planted these a few weeks ago and they are already sprouting.

Kentucky Fried Jager

Believe it or not I was looking for this!

Facebook warning

Never leave your facebook open and walk away...especially with chat
open. You never know what uhhh you might say. MadamJager owes SirJager
for my restraint

Home For Sale - new listing

Great home for sale! Due to housing boom neighborhood has become too
crowded. Moving out to sandbar.
Call Krusty Crab and ask for SpongeBob

Census Interrogation

The Census people are coming to interview me personally. Which book
should I read as they conduct their interrogation, I mean interview.

Muscle Milk bargin

Wonder why these aren't selling?

What night is it?

Saturday nite at Quigs of course.

Celebration Jager

A much deserved German Rootbeer.

SirJagër's bed

And I didn't even sleep in it.

Jägerdue

The Jager Feast

Sonic Burger Portraits

Does anyones food ever look like this when you get it? Kinda like
taking yourself to glamour shots huh?

MMA jäger and wings

A sat nite in Destin

Guess what I am having for lunch?

Hint - not zuchini

Sucking on a lemon

The first edition of JagerTV features Alex sucking on a lemon

Porpise Driven Life

Always stick to your porpise in life
SirJager
circa 2010