Blind guy driving

Wow! He must have a hell of a seeing eye dog.

My home theater

Check out my new home theater

What's wrong?

So what's wrong with this picture?

Shucks!!!

Whale exhibit at Gulfarium

The whale exhibit at the Gulfarium was great until they got in their
car and drove home.

Chicken or Egg

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't

A Sad Day

You know it's a sad day when you have to start carrying money around
in your wallet.

Lost 4 lbs

My wife said I needed a hobby and just look at the weight I've lost!

Great Woodall Garden

Try the Woodall Garden Chinese restaurant when in Alabama.

No Granola Bars

No granola bars at the health mart. :-(

The Butt Harvest

I planted these a few weeks ago and they are already sprouting.

Kentucky Fried Jager

Believe it or not I was looking for this!

Facebook warning

Never leave your facebook open and walk away...especially with chat
open. You never know what uhhh you might say. MadamJager owes SirJager
for my restraint

Home For Sale - new listing

Great home for sale! Due to housing boom neighborhood has become too
crowded. Moving out to sandbar.
Call Krusty Crab and ask for SpongeBob

Census Interrogation

The Census people are coming to interview me personally. Which book
should I read as they conduct their interrogation, I mean interview.

Muscle Milk bargin

Wonder why these aren't selling?

What night is it?

Saturday nite at Quigs of course.

Celebration Jager

A much deserved German Rootbeer.

SirJagër's bed

And I didn't even sleep in it.

Jägerdue

The Jager Feast

Sonic Burger Portraits

Does anyones food ever look like this when you get it? Kinda like
taking yourself to glamour shots huh?

MMA jäger and wings

A sat nite in Destin

Guess what I am having for lunch?

Hint - not zuchini

Sucking on a lemon

The first edition of JagerTV features Alex sucking on a lemon

Porpise Driven Life

Always stick to your porpise in life
SirJager
circa 2010

Guess that Name

Ok contestants it's time to play "Guess what name Jager is think of?"
I know it will be tough so here's a little hint. He's probably related
to a guy in Styx. Good Luck!

Strange and Bizarre

This poster was all over Dhaka. I have no idea? Very bizarre to day
the least. That one's legit.

SURPRISE!

Wow my little friends in my room threw me a little going away party!
In return I took the top off the Pepsi bottle.
Gosh I'm gonna miss those little guys... whatever they were.

Roll Tide from Dhaka

No one really got Roll Tide in Dhaka? They just don't get into college
football I guess. Kinda felt like I was in Vermont. Very bazaar.
Ok ok so I've used it twice. In the right 'market' people will get it.

Jäger's casa

My humble abode for a week in Dhaka. $25 and that's because I got
the room with Internet. Note the traditional Jager headgear on the
bed. Roll Tide
The best thing was I had a remote! Noooo not for the TV, the AC.

Memories of Haiti

Armed guards, stuffy bus rides, goat for dinner... and yes a great
find...a coke.
why not join me next time?

Strange?

Do find this somewhat bazaar?

Rick Shaw please stand up

Dhaka is known as the rickshaw capital of the world. I wonder... Did
Rick Shaw really invent the rickshaw? What if Rick Shaw came to Dhaka?
Would he become confused?
If Styx played in Dhaka would they call them tommyshaw or would Tommy
Shaw actually ride a rickshaw?
Is the top movie in Dhaka really the RickShawShank redemption?
A ponderance from SirJager.

When flying over Pakistan

You should listen to Track 11 on A Night at the Opera.

JägerTrack
35,000ft above Pakistan

Mooooooo

The rest of the herd in the cattle car.

Jägervision

Check out Jager's view for the next 14 hours. See ya in Dubai!

No Jager but...

It doesn't have Jager in it but in the middle of Port-Au-Prince Haiti
this is a nice surprise!

Pool Sharks

The kids down at da pool hall on Friday nite.

Fat Bastard

To go along with your glass of Fat Bastard grab a bottle of this.

Deer Kill celebration

Sonic Redneck special
Celebrate that lucky deer road kill at your favorite Sonic.

Another Try

Last time I had this I puked my guts up. Let's see what happens...

Jäger's American Journal

Big 7 Motel and Suites in Valdosta, GA.
Crazy Stacey say "7 dollars... 7 minutes"

Trash Cam

What Crazy Stacey looks like from inside a trash can

A sign

"It's not what it says but how it's attached."
SirJager circa 2010

eMobile Disclaimer

I'm legit

B-rad gets a legit strike with no bumpers.

BO and PP comics

No it's not body odor and uh pp. It's that sneaky guy who weaves a
web, and hides his identity, along with Spiderman.
I was really looking for the issue with Nancy Pelosi as the Joker.

Jäger-Star ManNav

New Service!
JägerTek a subsidary of eMobile services now offers over the phone
navigation for men.
For just $899.00/yr you can feel confident when driving. Don't worry
about maps or even GPS. ManNav will guide you discretely to your
location using code words so the "Mrs's" never knows. You can even
select your own ManNav theme using ManTalk. Business, Sports, or just
taking about that "golf game" will get you to where you are going. Be
confident be a man again!

Change happens

There's a whole chapter on teleprompters.

Hotspot

Located on Jug Factory road just past The Cold Beaver.

Help!!

OMG I'm at Blues night at the retirement home