Unexpected Journey

SirJager takes an unexpected journey...

Rooster Wood

The Chronicles are PG so I will refrain from any Rooster jokes.

Burn Barrel and Tractor

All I need is a beer now...ya'll

New Barbie

Springbreak orgy Barbie

My Mop

Stanley Spadowski lives...

The Perfect Pillow

Wow a pillow that lights up. This is the same guy who invented the shower hair dryer.

Parents Revenge

One of the few enjoyments during the teen years.

A Tale of Justice

There came a man, ere from afar
Traveling not by foot but by car
He boasted of stories of far away lands
People, danger, wars, and hands.

And upon that nigh
whence man forth came...
He left just a fast
Without even a name.

But I heard him exclaim
As he was taking a piss
I leave in your possession
...the Flask... of Justice

As it is written from the Book of Jäger
4:5

Jamaican friends

What a crowd for dinner...
Unfortunately they think I'm the main course.

AD - Food Insurance

Food Insurance Jamaican style.

The traveling hat

Roll Tide from Jamaica! On top on mountain at that...

Bad Economy

You know it's a bad economy when you put your coat on the first time for the year and you only find $7.
I've had years I pulled a 20!

Romney Desk Doodle

From the desk of SirJager.

Dog Noodles

The noodlings of JägerAngelo.

Dogs for Romney

Hell of a deal

I got the "hell of a deal meal" at Chic-Fil-a

Chinny chin chin

Rule #1 - never eat popcorn after rubbing a goat's chin

Jagerwear

A new line of mens wear, the Brock collection, exclusively at the JägerCPennys.

Nice Guy

He's a nice guy just don't shake his hand.

Ayers Communist infomercial

Order Occupy Everything today and get a free Flag Burning Kit. Order within the next 10 minutes and we'll double your order for that special communist in your life.

The walk of Jäger

Yes I need new shoes but it is tough to part with a pair that have:
Walked through the destruction of Katrina
Crossed the MeKong into Laos
Walked the rubble of Haiti after earthquake
Been through the streets of Old Dhaka
Walked the beaches of Jamaica after Dennis
Crawled through trees after Alabama tornadoes
Stood on the field at Bryant Denny in front of 100,000 people
Flown above the rainforest in Thailand
...