The Chronicles of Jager

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Selfie

What has a circle, 3 dots and 5 lines?
...Me

You Little Rascal

I alway wondered what happened to Buckwheat.

5 Star Hotel

Ummmm hey Grizzly Adams you in there? What was that old mans name?

Parts unknown

The travels of SirJager are far and wide. Luckily only one person was shot during this expedition to the wilderness of Vermont. Roll Tide

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Rusty Nail

Lordy Day I'm here on opening night at duh du duuuuu. The Rusty Nail

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Last Drink

Possibly my last drink in Stowe...
Guess what it is

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Thursday, February 6, 2014

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Eye Doc

Went to the eye doctor today. He said I needed glasses so I went out and got some...

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Jager Fun Facts

Did you know?
Wiener Schnitzel is the National Dish of Austria

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Saturday, January 4, 2014

2nd choice

Unfortunately having my 2nd drink of choice...

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Monday, December 23, 2013

Taunting

Taunting the jägermites with nourishment.

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Pawn Shop Christmas

The pawn shop Christmas tree decked out with shotgun shells and iPad cords.

Friday, December 13, 2013

Evolution Game

Hey kids throw that bible away and start learning the Scientology way.

What a Croc

Be the man and clean all the human remains from Croc the Crocodile. Humans are the leading cause of gum disease among reptiles.

Games for Kids

Great game! Don't wake Daddy or he"ll beat your ass with a belt, Hey just be glad he's out of prison and off crack.

Yo Adrian

Yo Adrian I got the shit kicked out of me Rocky action figure.

Thursday, December 12, 2013

New

It's Birth Control Barbie. Barbie now comes with free birth control and a special book from Sandra Fluke "Cheap Sex for 30+ Adults in College"

Tradition

For the millions of you who follow the chronicles you know we always have the traditional Truth or Shit post. Merry Christmas ! Jesus was real and Santa is white.

Out for the season

SirJager is out for the season. No more FGs. Guess I'll sit by the fire and drink.

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Jägervision

Doesn't get much better than this... iPad, remote, being useless, box of nilla wafers and a pain pill.

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Foot surgery and fries

20 minutes ago they were whacking a saw on my foot now I'm at McDonalds.

Friday, November 22, 2013

Monday, November 11, 2013

Looking for cars

This has B-rock written all over it... DJ jr.

Christmas Safety

Clark's Christmas Safety Tip:
Christmas is a great time of year for decorating fun but be sure to be safe! Read all safety instructions on extension cords to avoid fire, serious injury or even death.

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Government worker goes ballistic at McDonalds...sorta

So you know how McDonalds has 2 lines at the drive through and we take turns pulling up to window like we did in grade school, well the rather large person of this vehicle blasted through and cut me off when it was my turn. I'm not sure if she didn't see me from the coke she had glued to her mouth or what but I let it slide, but wait there's more....
She proceeded to the 1st where you pay and proceeded to cuss out the cashier then moved up to the receiving window where she cussed out the other worker. I'm not even sure she got any food. Now upon closer examination you will notice she has a state tag for Alabama. Is she pissed that the Federal government is shutdown and she still has to go to work? Maybe she only got 9 nuggets instead of 10. Was she upset she only got a Big Mac instead of a Whopper?
I'm not real sure what the problem is but the moral of the story is, don't cut in front of my ass at McDonalds unless you want to end up on the Internet, biatchh...