The Chronicles of Jager

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Homecoming

A warm drink welcomes SirJag'er
Upon returning to ye shire...aye

Monday, February 18, 2013

Here birdie

If only women came with these disclaimers...

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Daddy Kit

Yes kids now you can find out who your real daddy is...
WIC approved

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Jäger Weather Report

Chilly and Clammy.
Don't strain your mussels.

Friday, January 11, 2013

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Hartford - Jäger American Journal

Jäger American Journal - Red Line Diner

Fishkill NY

Hey it's Bert

Bert and Mrs Bert
are working very hard
cooking up some eggs
and frying up some lard

The Book of Waffle House
Quatrain 45
Hagerstown MD

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Crack House 2013

First Crack House of the year somewhere in the middle of Virginia

The Motherland - Jäger American Journal

Entering the Motherland of the McDonalds. Yes SirJager's McDonald family has a farm.

Changing of the keys

SirJager relinquishes the keys...
parts unknown TN.

Survivor Brock

Day 1 - SB has found a food source the first day.

Rocky Not - Jäger American Journal

Tennessee always welcomes Alabama...

Jäger's American Journal - Georgia

I'm in Georgia and I have Alabama on my mind... Roll Tide!
somewhere in Georgia 220 mi.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Roll Tide

Another year another championship.
Roll Tide!

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Rooster Wood

The Chronicles are PG so I will refrain from any Rooster jokes.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Friday, December 14, 2012

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Monday, November 26, 2012

The Perfect Pillow

Wow a pillow that lights up. This is the same guy who invented the shower hair dryer.

Parents Revenge

One of the few enjoyments during the teen years.

Saturday, November 24, 2012

There came a man, ere from afar
Traveling not by foot but by car
He boasted of stories of far away lands
People, danger, wars, and hands.

And upon that nigh
whence man forth came...
He left just a fast
Without even a name.

But I heard him exclaim
As he was taking a piss
I leave in your possession
...the Flask... of Justice

As it is written from the Book of Jäger
4:5

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Jamaican friends

What a crowd for dinner...
Unfortunately they think I'm the main course.

Friday, November 2, 2012

AD - Food Insurance

Food Insurance Jamaican style.

The traveling hat

Roll Tide from Jamaica! On top on mountain at that...

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Bad Economy

You know it's a bad economy when you put your coat on the first time for the year and you only find $7.
I've had years I pulled a 20!

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Romney Desk Doodle

From the desk of SirJager.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Dog Noodles

The noodlings of JägerAngelo.

Dogs for Romney

Hell of a deal

I got the "hell of a deal meal" at Chic-Fil-a

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Chinny chin chin

Rule #1 - never eat popcorn after rubbing a goat's chin

Jagerwear

A new line of mens wear, the Brock collection, exclusively at the JägerCPennys.

Nice Guy

He's a nice guy just don't shake his hand.

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Ayers Communist infomercial

Order Occupy Everything today and get a free Flag Burning Kit. Order within the next 10 minutes and we'll double your order for that special communist in your life.

Saturday, September 1, 2012

The walk of Jäger

Yes I need new shoes but it is tough to part with a pair that have:
Walked through the destruction of Katrina
Crossed the MeKong into Laos
Walked the rubble of Haiti after earthquake
Been through the streets of Old Dhaka
Walked the beaches of Jamaica after Dennis
Crawled through trees after Alabama tornadoes
Stood on the field at Bryant Denny in front of 100,000 people
Flown above the rainforest in Thailand
...