Monday, April 16, 2012

Pickers in Alabama

This has to be the best episode of American Pickers. The Museum of Wonder in Alabama.
"What kinda junk you guys lookin for"

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Oh the nerve!

Wow! I go in Caucasian Container aka Cracker Barrel and they actually have the gall to display these.
Caucasian African American covered popcorn.
Call Al Sharpton.

Who you calling Cracker?

This is so over the top offensive!
Why can't they call it:
Caucasian Container
Senior Rural Cooking
Where's Al Sharpton when you need him.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

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Sunday, February 26, 2012

GoJo Rocks!

Now I can take my laptop anywhere! Skiing, working out, jogging, chopping wood, conducting, pottery class, mountain climbing, washing dishes, and even juggling!

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

A great president

George Washington used an ax on a cherry tree. Lincoln took out the cast of Twilight. Way to go honest Abe!

The Rude Banana

How many times has a banana blocked you in? This guy is gonna be pissed.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

New Jäger record

This is officially the farthest north I've had a German Root Beer.
Jay Peak, VT
6:50pm

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Tough times

Unemployment rates are even high for the Republic. Since the fall of the Empire it's been tough going for R2

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Vader Empire Rugs

After the first Death Star was destroyed Vader opened up a small oriental rug store on Endor. Empire Rugs was later taken over by Vaders kids after his untimely death.

Frozen Smokers Delima

When the temperature falls below 0 smokers must resort to harsh methods.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Roll Tide from VT

After winning number 14 why not go to the top of Vermont and take a picture of the traveling Alabama hat.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Old friend from Tennessee

After a long drive through Tennessee it's good to sit down with my good buddy Jack.

Crossing into enemy territory

They don't sing Rocky Top round here these days. More like.,, Rock Bottom.

Patience my son

Jägersan say when woman lock man out of car man must wait patiently on woman to get her ass out of gas station from buying cigarettes and lottery tickets.

Just a number - Jägers Travels

Even Sir Jägersan is just a number at Whataburger.
Alabaster, AL

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Monday, December 19, 2011

It's Christmas again

Yes people it's once again Christmas and we make our traditional post of the award winning game... Truth or Shit

Really now, come on

Hey I'm a Bama fan but I can't really see putting my kid in this thing. What were they thinking?

Obamabeiber

Barry tries to appeal to the younger voters

Monday, December 5, 2011