The Chronicles of Jager

Book review - Are All Guys Assholes

2012-01-26T10:17:00.000-06:00

After a few moments of reviewing this book SirJager determined the writer was a complete bitch.
5 stars

Vermont Road Trip

2012-01-26T09:57:00.000-06:00

Ya know, that really depends on where you gotta start out...

Vader Empire Rugs

2012-01-19T10:51:00.000-06:00

After the first Death Star was destroyed Vader opened up a small oriental rug store on Endor. Empire Rugs was later taken over by Vaders kids after his untimely death.

Frozen Smokers Delima

2012-01-19T09:16:00.000-06:00

When the temperature falls below 0 smokers must resort to harsh methods.

View from a cup

2012-01-17T15:45:00.000-06:00

What it looks like if you are a cup at Maplefileds.

Jäger night

2012-01-13T20:26:00.000-06:00

Back at the Sunset Grille

Roll Tide from VT

2012-01-10T14:49:00.000-06:00

After winning number 14 why not go to the top of Vermont and take a picture of the traveling Alabama hat.

Roll Tide from VT

2012-01-09T19:05:00.000-06:00

Roll Tide from Vermont. Watching BCS Championship game

Chicken vs SirJager

2012-01-06T20:39:00.000-06:00

The feast of SirJager.

Roll Tide from Stowe

2012-01-06T20:07:00.000-06:00

The hat that's been around the world. Roll Tide from Picasso in Stowe, VT

Nectar of the Gods

2012-01-03T18:35:00.000-06:00

Finally someone has some nourishment for Jägersan.

Arrival - Jäger's Traveler's Tales

2012-01-03T13:53:00.000-06:00

The journey is complete.

Final leg

2012-01-03T11:22:00.001-06:00

Ye ole Jäger's journey is on it's final leg. 1,274 miles and 150 to go.

Jäger's Travelers Tales

2012-01-03T10:41:00.000-06:00

Pillaging through Springfield MA

Jäger's Travelers Tales

2012-01-03T10:17:00.000-06:00

Ye ole hat of Jägersan traveling through Hartford , CT

Jägers travels

2012-01-02T14:01:00.000-06:00

Crossing the Potomac

Obama media mania

2012-01-02T13:03:00.001-06:00

Some things don't need a caption

Gluttonous

2012-01-02T08:26:00.001-06:00

I hope I'll be able to finish this? There are hungry people in Occupy NY.

The Crack House

2012-01-02T08:10:00.001-06:00

The first crack house for the trip.

Old friend from Tennessee

2012-01-01T20:40:00.001-06:00

After a long drive through Tennessee it's good to sit down with my good buddy Jack.

Crossing into enemy territory

2012-01-01T16:24:00.001-06:00

They don't sing Rocky Top round here these days. More like.,, Rock Bottom.

Patience my son

2012-01-01T16:11:00.001-06:00

Jägersan say when woman lock man out of car man must wait patiently on woman to get her ass out of gas station from buying cigarettes and lottery tickets.

Just a number - Jägers Travels

2012-01-01T13:29:00.001-06:00

Even Sir Jägersan is just a number at Whataburger.
Alabaster, AL

2013 Mayan Calendars for Sale

2012-01-01T11:14:00.001-06:00

New in the eJägerStore 2013 Limited Edition Mayan calendars! Only $201.20.

All payments must be made in gold and due by December 20, 2012.

Sent from my iPhone

Before the battle on Hoth

2011-12-25T16:37:00.001-06:00

When you gotta go, you gotta go!

Visit Santa

2011-12-24T13:56:00.001-06:00

Ho Ho Ho and Santa

Parking Chick

2011-12-23T16:03:00.000-06:00

A chicken leg took my parking spot.

Casino Shuttle

2011-12-23T15:10:00.001-06:00

The casino now has a shuttle service.

Christmas Shopping

2011-12-23T15:07:00.002-06:00

When I go shopping on Christmas Eve don't mess with me!

SirJäger's arch nemesis

2011-12-23T15:02:00.000-06:00

Chuck Norris tells toughman jokes about SirJager

Great phone case

2011-12-23T14:29:00.001-06:00

Just don't sit on it...

It's Christmas again

2011-12-19T01:56:00.000-06:00

Yes people it's once again Christmas and we make our traditional post of the award winning game... Truth or Shit

Really now, come on

2011-12-19T01:55:00.001-06:00

Hey I'm a Bama fan but I can't really see putting my kid in this thing. What were they thinking?

Obamabeiber

2011-12-19T01:49:00.001-06:00

Barry tries to appeal to the younger voters

Ghetto Wars

2011-12-14T11:01:00.001-06:00

Looks like Star Wars ghetto style

New marketing in stores

2011-12-05T17:32:00.001-06:00

Stores are starting to place items next to each other based on buyer behavior.

Cut yo hair

2011-12-05T10:24:00.001-06:00

The object of the game is to not end up with a Bieber haircut.

2011-11-25T12:46:00.001-06:00

The feast of SirJager complete with imitation Red Solo Cup.

Morning Joe with Marty

2011-11-25T09:37:00.001-06:00

Marty always starts his day off with nice cup of coffee. Now if he could just get the dog to bring him the paper.

Good ol Days

2011-11-20T13:40:00.000-06:00

Kids today just don't know how lucky they are.

Roll Tide

2011-11-19T13:09:00.000-06:00

Need I say anything?

Great Investing books

2011-11-15T18:01:00.000-06:00

Check out these great investing ideas!
Stairway to Wealth
Going off the rail on a Crazy Mutual Fund
Sgt Peppers lonely Bond strategies.

Corn cooking

2011-11-05T18:58:00.000-05:00

My fire went out... Shucks!

Mmmmmm yummy

2011-11-01T10:58:00.000-05:00

GermX and mystery fruit. Walmart rules.

Auburn's new play

2011-10-24T22:06:00.001-05:00

Run Left! Run Left!
Unfortunately they did and got sacked.

Jelly of the Month

2011-10-23T15:54:00.001-05:00

You know the holiday season is around the corner when SirJager, I mean, Clark gets Jelly of the Month Club.

Taco night

2011-10-17T19:58:00.001-05:00

Hola Amigo...

The Quest

2011-10-17T19:50:00.000-05:00

Searching for the Lost Ark of Jäger.

Stickin your neck out

2011-10-11T13:34:00.000-05:00

I've had a baaaaaaadd day.

Halloween

2011-10-09T16:15:00.001-05:00

For some reason I never see these people trick or treating...

Parking Job

2011-09-19T20:26:00.000-05:00

Someone needs to work on their 3 point parking.

A box in a U-haul

2011-06-28T12:27:00.000-05:00

If you were a box in the back of a U-haul riding down the road with the door open this is kinda what it would look like.

Relief...

2011-06-18T22:07:00.000-05:00

Back in the motherland.

Tuscaloosa Hat goes home

2011-06-12T16:47:00.001-05:00

My hat finds it's way home. Forest Home area after EF-4 tornado.

Tax Dollars hard at work

2011-04-03T18:23:00.000-05:00

Hey it's the first of the month! Sunday night at 6pm. Here's your tax dollars hard at work people.

undercover SirJager

Happy Birthday

2011-03-30T16:42:00.000-05:00

My 7 year old has a birthday coming up. This is exactly what he's been asking for! Way to go Toys R Us.

Nuts

2011-03-15T21:33:00.000-05:00

Dinner and a drink at Col. Toms.

Travelers Tales from Thailand

2011-03-02T06:49:00.000-06:00

No this is not Big Al... Roll Tide from the mountains of Chiang Mai.

The Tuk Tuk hat

2011-02-27T21:45:00.000-06:00

Roll Tide from a tuk tuk in the streets of Chiang Mai.

Roll Tide from Dumpsite

2011-02-26T05:58:00.000-06:00

Ye trusted old hat has ventured to a small bamboo church in the village we call Dumpsite.

SirJager Traveler's Tales

Dumpsite Village
Philippines

Yummmmmmmmy

2011-02-25T09:22:00.000-06:00

Now that would be chicken intestines on the left and pig lungs on the right. And you wonder why kids are hungry in the Philippines.

The Drug Store

2011-02-25T09:19:00.000-06:00

Hey guys let's get a Potdog and Coke!

Equal Opportunity Employment

2011-02-25T05:00:00.000-06:00

Now that's what I'm talking about...It's my damn business and I'll hire whoever I like.

SirJager's Filipino Journal

2011-02-23T18:48:00.000-06:00

The Alabama hat travels with me around the world. Roll Tide.

Jagergrams on Valentines Day

2011-02-15T00:01:00.001-06:00

> Guys..guys come on.... Nothing says I love you like getting flowers at Publix at 6pm on Valentines Day.
>
> Next year get her what she really wants, a nice warm bottle of Jäger's finest from Jägergrams. Forget the pajamas and hootie footies because after a bottle of this you want need them!
> Don't be "one of those guy" be "the guy".
>
> Hey lamos don't forget the toilet paper!
>

Used Car Diaries

2011-02-14T17:06:00.000-06:00

No really officer I was driving along and BAM! a sofa lands on my car.

Baaaaaaaddd Day

2011-02-14T16:29:00.000-06:00

40 million sheep can't be wrong.

Emergency!

2011-02-14T16:27:00.000-06:00

Help! Please get these dorky helmets off of us.

Flexy what?

2011-02-08T08:29:00.000-06:00

For those wimps who can't handle the road here's the flexy flyer. SirJager's early days of transportation was the 4 wheeled flexy racer.

Take a Squirt

2011-02-07T12:22:00.001-06:00

Have a Squirt then take a squirt.

Something different yea?

2011-01-29T00:18:00.000-06:00

Things like this happen at the Rusty Nail.

Self Portrait

2011-01-28T22:19:00.000-06:00

SirJager a la Rusty Nail.

Camo Gloves

2011-01-28T22:10:00.000-06:00

I am probably the only person who has worn camo gloves into the Rusty Nail.
But at least I have all my teeth.
Note warming agent next to gloves.

Crazy Stacey eats Wiener

2011-01-26T20:48:00.000-06:00

Crazy Stacey just finished off Wiener Schnitzel. Move over Hannibal.

My Strange Addiction

2011-01-26T20:23:00.000-06:00

On this edition of my strange addiction - compulsive menu photographers

Many faces of SirJager

2011-01-20T18:54:00.000-06:00

SirJager in cognitoad...

Drink of Champions

2011-01-10T18:54:00.000-06:00

SirJager is sitting down to a glass of early earl juice.

50% off

2011-01-06T09:27:00.000-06:00

So if it's $2 how much?

Heaven in a Cup

2011-01-05T19:17:00.000-06:00

Graceland

2011-01-05T19:16:00.000-06:00

Maplefields... SirJager's graceland

Jäger American Journal - Vermont

2011-01-05T14:17:00.000-06:00

Roll Tide from Vermont!

Jäger American Journal - Springfield

2011-01-05T13:34:00.000-06:00

Roll Tide from Springfield, Mass.

I found my thrill

2011-01-05T08:36:00.000-06:00

I found my thrill in Hazelton

Jager's American Journal - The motherland

2011-01-04T18:06:00.000-06:00

Home of the Jäger Clan. Actually it is...
The McDonalds are from Blacksburg and have Old McDonalds Farm. Made powder for Revolutionary War.
Blacksburg, VA

Thanks Bert

2011-01-04T13:07:00.001-06:00

Somewhere north of Knoxville we stopped in and some Bert's chili. I forgot to load up the jukebox on WH songs though...

Griswold Episode 1

2011-01-04T07:23:00.000-06:00

Holiday RoooOOoooaaad holiday road. Hey kids there's probably a gas station over the next hill.

Name that song

2011-01-03T19:26:00.000-06:00

It's time to play bored as hell name that song.

1st Crack House tonite

2011-01-03T18:14:00.001-06:00

I'll keep the Crack house in business for the next few days. Birmingham, AL

Off to Wally World

2011-01-03T17:06:00.000-06:00

Hey kids only 1300 miles to go..yuk yuk yuk.

Caddyshack

2010-12-23T15:18:00.000-06:00

Believe it or not I'm going to eat this.

Greetings old friend

2010-12-22T18:36:00.000-06:00

While cleaning out the freezer I came across an old friend.

Naughty list

2010-12-22T16:04:00.001-06:00

Hey kids if you are bad this year here's the cell phone you are gonna get.

Dream On Free!

2010-12-22T14:25:00.003-06:00

This book comes free when you buy "The Art of Scoring"...See below

Tiger's bad lies

2010-12-22T14:23:00.001-06:00

Shouldn't this book have Tiger Woods on the front?

How to Score

2010-12-22T13:46:00.000-06:00

So.....I need to take up golf?

24hr Jerky

2010-12-16T21:06:00.000-06:00

This place is open like all night and I've never seen a customer. Hmmm
a little more than Jerky going on?

Parking lot tricks

2010-12-12T13:54:00.000-06:00

CJ has resorted to selling stuff in parking lots to fund the farmville
habit.

Blindfolded

2010-12-11T19:29:00.000-06:00

Never put on a blindfold around a iPhone

Mythbusters Birth Certificate episode

2010-12-09T12:19:00.000-06:00

In this episode Mythbusters research myths of birth certificates.

Nice Rack

2010-12-04T21:46:00.000-06:00